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To me the essence of the Florida 2011 trip was this moment:

We're on the beach just north of Cocoa Pier with the Murphy's, under a canopy, eating lunch.  Dash, finished with lunch, gets up as if in a trance, and heads to the water (I'm following him 50 feet behind, Helicopter Parent that I am).  He heads straight into the water, up to about his nipples, stops and as if awakening from the trance, starts looking around to figure out what to do.

In San Diego, you go into the water, but you have a plan first:  full wetsuit or short wetsuit; are you boogie boarding? better have everything ready, 'cuz you've only got a sort amount of time before the hypothermia sets in.   Florida: the default position is in the water. 

Last year was wonderful, Leigh and I were, stressed from work, were really looking forward to this trip. 

Two days in, we already have a theme.  Last year seems to have been The Sand Castle Year, this year is about the waves, and today is forever The Day of the Duck Dive.

Yesterday, Day 1, we head to Dan and Corrine's and then caravan to New Smyrna.  We pull into a spot on the beach. Low tide, the water is far away.  We slather Dash up with sunscreen and start unloading the car.  I couldn't see if Dash was in a trance, but he is drawn straight to the water, heading straight in again.  After setting up the base camp, my next six hours or so was this pattern over and over: 

Dash and Zoe head into the waves with their boogie boards.  I guard.  We're on a sandbar Dash-sternum-deep. Dash is more interested in using his board to "beat" the oncoming waves than to actually ride the waves.  Zoe is asking me questions, "What is the most extreme thing you've ever done?"    She catches the odd wave, rides it in, wades back, "What is your most extreme animal story?".  The whole time, the undertow is moving us north at probably half a full walking pace.  We drift 300 yards north past the lifeguard chair, wade into shore, I gather their boogie boards to carry and we head back to our base camp to hang a left back into the water.  This goes on pretty much  six hours except for a lame token sand castle and lunch.  Towards the end of the day, Dash seems to get the hang of riding the waves.

We head back to the Martin's house, where Zoe and Dash spend almost the entire time in the pool.  Corrine serves tacos and cheese cake Zachary share some bottle rockets.

Today, same routine... Dash immediately heads straight to the water.  I'm with Zoe and Dash; Leigh and Corrine say "Danny and Zachary are out on the sand bar, go join them."  I swim out to join them and spend the next 30 minutes or so walloped, pummeled, tumbled.  Life is good.

Returning to Zoe and Dash, Dash is choosing to attack the waves without the boogie board.  At some point, someone teaches him to Duck Dive.  The remainder of day consists of ever-cocky Dash in relatively deep water attacking waves that are walloping me.  Mostly he Duck Dives under them: big wave breaking, him diving underwater, but surfacing first, feet down head up, wiping the water off his forehead... He is like a cork: 45 lbs, skinny, waves taller than him, not experienced enough to see the hubris of it all.  The Duck Diving goes on for hours.

Sleeps all the way home (6:30p EDT (3:30p PDT)).  He's sleeping now.

Two awesome days.

Monday, we decided to hit Busch Gardens.  That evening radar pointed out that most of Central Florida was clear -- outside of the Tampa area.  Lightning pretty much closed all the rides for the day.  We didn't know and they were EXTREMELY reluctant to give any indication about what they knew.  Three hours in line for a roller coaster before saying "to heck with it".  Not a big loss overall (the highlight was the preferred parking).  The weather for the remainder of the trip was fine.

 

Tuesday was Mom and Smyrna.    We didn't actually see Mom prior to Tuesday (at one point I was considering parking behind Mom so that she'd come say hello before she went to work).  Waves were a little less suitable for boarding or duck diving; we spent more time moving sand (holes and castles).  Dash came up with idea that I should aim all my sand at him instead of onto the castle.  "Dodge Dirt".  Hey, whatever makes him giggle.

 

 

And Norwoods.  King Crab was twice as expensive as last year (a shortage); lobster was a bargain.

 

Wednesday was Cocoa.  Unlike Smyrna where sandbars break up the waves, Cocoa's bottom was one long gradient, which provided long gently breaking waves.  Dash for the first time ever spent most of the day actually using the Boogie Board to Boogie Board.  He found that he could go longer (with the board) could easily outdistance me without one.   So it was all about beating me every wave.  Fine with me, Bona Fide Boogie Boarder.

Dash's lobster the night before caused some explosive gas...

 

Actually, this is debris from another round of "Dodge Dirt".

Thursday was back to Smyrna.  Thursday night we went to Boing to join Zoe and family on trampolines.

 

Friday:  Meeting Sean and Aunt Anna at Cocoa

Saturday: Pontoon boat from Turkey Creek to Sebastian Inlet with Anna, Patrick, and Sean. 

 

That night, Dinner at "Grills".  Really nice atmosphere. 

Dash and Sean waiting for dinner (still coloring the kids menus) Dash with Sesame Seared Ahi (on the way out he had Sashimi in the Airport).  He's into it.

Shooting Hoops

 

Sunday Cocoa Beach with  punctuated by a violent squall line sending us home (I detoured through Kennedy Space Center).

Monday:  Airboat rides (at Midway (Highway 50 and the St. John's River)

 

Really cool: the high water line from Hurricane Fay in 2008 (it's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one)

 

 

Grandma and Dash


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Devin Townsend Cameo Request

Hi Devin,

My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21.  I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more.  After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God).  I leave only my son.

So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. 

Worth it!

Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard.  Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him.  We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much.  School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.

Why you?

It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course.  I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness.  Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting.  Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting.   I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it.  I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.

Your humor?  Poor Reyner!  When does a joke become a Dad Joke?  When it’s Full Groan! 

In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. 

If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that.  You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.

Thank you.

 


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Devin Townsend Cameo Request

Hi Devin,

My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21.  I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more.  After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God).  I leave only my son.

So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. 

Worth it!

Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard.  Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him.  We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much.  School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.

Why you?

It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course.  I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness.  Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting.  Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting.   I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it.  I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.

Your humor?  Poor Reyner!  When does a joke become a Dad Joke?  When it’s Full Groan! 

In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. 

If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that.  You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.

Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled). 

 

-jeff

 

BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets.  As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people.  Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!.  As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us.  Please keep offering them!

 


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Devin Townsend Cameo Request

Hi Devin,

My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21.  I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more.  After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God).  I leave only my son.

So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. 

Worth it!

Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard.  Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him.  We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much.  School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.

Why you?

It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course.  I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness.  Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting.  Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting.   I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it.  I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.

Your humor?  Poor Reyner!  When does a joke become a Dad Joke?  When it’s Full Groan! 

In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. 

If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that.  You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.

Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled). 

 

-jeff

 

BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets.  As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people.  Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!).  As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us.  Please keep offering them!

 


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Devin Townsend Cameo Request

 

Hi Devin,

My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21.  I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more.  After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God).  I leave only my son.

So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. 

Worth it!

Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard.  Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him.  We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much.  School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.

Why you?

It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course.  I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness.  Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting.  Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting.   I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it.  I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.

Your humor?  Poor Reyner!  When does a joke become a Dad Joke?  When it’s Full Groan! 

In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. 

If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that.  You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.

Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled). 

 

-jeff

 

BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets.  As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people.  Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!).  As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us.  Please keep offering them!

 


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Devin Townsend Cameo Request


Hi Devin,

My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21.  I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more.  After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God).  I leave only my son.

So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. 

Worth it!

Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard.  Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him.  We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want while not stressing him out too much.  School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.

Why you?

It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course.  I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness.  Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting.  Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting.   I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it.  I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.

Your humor?  Poor Reyner!  When does a joke become a Dad Joke?  When it’s Full Groan! 

In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. 

If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that.  You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.

Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled). 

 

-jeff

 

BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets.  As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people.  Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!).  As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us.  Please keep offering them!

 


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Devin Townsend Cameo Request


Hi Devin,

My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21.  I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more.  After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God).  I leave only my son.

So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. 

Worth it!

Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard.  Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him.  We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want, while not stressing him out too much.  School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.

Why you?

It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course.  I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness.  Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting.  Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting.   I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it.  I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.

Your humor?  Poor Reyner!  When does a joke become a Dad Joke?  When it’s Full Groan! 

In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. 

If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that.  You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.

Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled). 

 

-jeff

 

BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets.  As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people.  Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!).  As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us.  Please keep offering them!

 


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Devin Townsend Cameo Request


Hi Devin,

My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21.  I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more.  After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God).  I leave only my son.

So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. 

Worth it!

Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard.  Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him.  We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want, while not stressing him out too much.  School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.

Why you?

It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course.  I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness.  Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting.  Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are very uplifting.   I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it.  I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.

Your humor?  Poor Reyner!  When does a joke become a Dad Joke?  When it’s Full Groan! 

In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. 

If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that.  You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.

Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled). 

 

-jeff

 

BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets.  As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people.  Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!).  As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us.  Please keep offering them!

 


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Devin Townsend Cameo Request


Hi Devin,

My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21.  I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more.  After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God).  I leave only my son.

So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. 

Worth it!

Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard.  Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him.  We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want, while not stressing him out too much.  School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.

Why you?

It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course.  I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness.  Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting.  Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are often inspiring.   I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it.  I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.

Your humor?  Poor Reyner!  When does a joke become a Dad Joke?  When it’s Full Groan! 

In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. 

If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that.  You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.

Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled). 

 

-jeff

 

BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets.  As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people.  Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!).  As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us.  Please keep offering them!

 


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Devin Townsend Cameo Request


Hi Devin,

My Cameo request is a Birthday Wish for my son, Dash, who is turning 15 on October 21.  I know you love your son a great deal, but I would posit that I love my son more.  After all, when you are gone, in addition to Reyner, you will leave behind an amazing legacy of musical and vocal brilliance (yes, Prog Metal will have only three followers, but you will be their God).  I leave only my son.

So, when he’s very old I hope he remembers me, if only as The Guy Who Paid Devin for a Cameo. 

Worth it!

Dash is smarter than me, funnier than me, more talented than me (http://dashpotato.com/index.html#smells), but 10th grade is hitting him hard.  Remote learning and a heavy workload is overwhelming him.  We’re caught in the dilemma of pushing to prepare himself for whatever he might want, while not stressing him out too much.  School seems much harder than it was in the 80s.

Why you?

It starts with your musical and vocal talent, of course.  I hold you up as a role model (sorry about that burden) for your humility and graciousness.  Metal may get a bad rap as dark, but your music and lyrics are uplifting.  Your conversations, be they audience interaction or interviews, are often inspiring.   I appreciate most your openness in sharing your journey through life and your ability to articulate it.  I’m not an artist or a rock star, but I feel I can somewhat relate to at least one, which is pretty cool.

Your humor?  Poor Reyner!  When does a joke become a Dad Joke?  When it’s Full Groan! 

In any case, thank you for sharing your gifts with us, thank you for sharing who you are. 

If you could work in my favorite lyric “Through the storm, may you become a rainbow”, I’d like that.  You have done so; I hope that for myself and for our sons as well.

Thank you, and I look forward to seeing you play in person (LA got cancelled). 

 

-jeff

 

BTW, don't feel weird about offering the Meet-and-Greets.  As I get older, I really appreciate being about to say thank you to people.  Being able to say thank you to you in person would have been a huge thrill for me (Damn, you, Coronavirus!).  As a fan, it's a wonderful opportunity for us.  Please keep offering them!